that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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