i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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