You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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