Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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