Ambien. No doubt about it.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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