i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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