im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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