Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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