we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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