I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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