Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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