Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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