Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you had me at cake vodka
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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