i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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