like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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