did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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