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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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