i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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