Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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