So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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