its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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