covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
oh god the rape fog is back!
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Swine flu is the new snow day.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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