Well apparently he's into motor boating.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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