Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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