Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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