your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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