so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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