Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Fuck appropriateness.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Randomize
