Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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