I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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