He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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