I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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