I wanna bring you to show and tell
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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