I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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