Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
