it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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