I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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