You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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