Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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