Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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