Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I love how my cats smell like pot.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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