My hand turned me down
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
