I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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