I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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