Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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