I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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