Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
FUCK WHALES
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