It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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