he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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