i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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