She's JV to your varsity
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I intend to get homeless drunk
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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