I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize