my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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