yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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