did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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